Tag Archive: Humor

A Text From My Husband

Angry Husband was off work yesterday. He usually works on Thursdays. I had a very important date, you know, to get my hair done. My husband has been known to fall asleep on the couch in the mid-afternoons.  I know this about him. So when I haven’t heard from him in a few hours, I usually call or text him.

So while I was sitting in the chair at the salon, I texted him and of course he responded.

Texted my husband to remember to get kid from school. His response is classic!
He responded back really quick. I didn’t realize that he was so creative. His response caught me by surprise. I literally laughed out loud.  I should have replied, “Winning”! But of course, I thought about that later.

I guess I’m not the only sarcastic one in the one. I just don’t know where my son gets it from….

My Family Photo Ideas, which My Husband Hates

We have family pictures scheduled on October 24th with DrewB. Yes, that DrewB. So you know that I’m completely freaking out, right?

So I happened to mention some of my ideas for the photos tonight. Maybe a Star Wars theme? My husband was not too impressed with my ideas. Actually, he was ranting something like, “I don’t want our photos to be on Reddit or Fail Blog.”

He then texted me a picture….with the comment, “I don’t want photos that look like this”.

Bunny Family-Demotivational PicsSource: Demotivational Pics

Obviously, my husband does not understand my creative side….

We don’t have any daughters….

And….I don’t even like rabbits….geez….

Back to the drawing board.

My Netflix Viewing Choices

I am a huge multi-tasker. I’m pretty sure that I’ve said this before. When I’m trying to work on a blog post, I usually watch a movie on Netflix, or some of my TV shows on Hulu.  Because it is the end of summer, I have NOTHING in my Hulu Queue.

Of course, I needed to edit photos last week which takes lots of concentration. So I went on Netflix and looked at some of my “Watch Instantly” or “Instant Viewing” choices. We have one account for our entire family, so we share the same login.  I rarely watch Netflix so all of the “Netflix Suggestions” were based on my husband’s previous viewing selections.

Cerebral TV Shows
Cerebral TV Shows

Mind-bending Foreign Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Minding-Bending Sci-Fi & Fantasy Foreign

Sentimental Romantic Dramas
Sentimental Romantic Dramas

Violent TV Documentaries
Violent TV Documentaries

Now the real question is, what the heck is my husband watching on Netflix? Seriously, these suggestions are quite bazaar?