Visual reminders of my faults, via iPhone

My husband is the king of sending picture and video messages via his iPhone.  Sometimes, it is great because I am at work and I get to see pictures of the fun things that my husband and son are doing together.  Other times, Angry Husband likes to comment on chores I may have not finished, or certain purchases I have made.

I recently purchased a new planner, which was personalized.  I knew that the planner wasn’t cheap, but I ordered it anyway.  I have been very good with my purchases lately, so I treated myself.  I checked the FedEx tracking yesterday, and saw that it was “out for delivery”.  I had to leave for work around 11am, and FedEx had not come yet.  I already knew from prior experience that, this was a bad omen.  Sure enough, I got a picture message later in the night.

This was added underneath the picture message, “$60 W-T-F”.

So that was NOT one of my finer moments in life.  Note to self: Mail higher priced items to work, or tell them to not include actual purchase prices on receipt.  Not that I would ever lie about something like this.

A few days ago, Angry Husband and I were discussing some of the left over child-proofing devices that we still had intact within the house.  Angry Kid was a very smart baby, and somewhat ninja-like.  This kid could figure out everything.  We had to flip the deadbolt on our access door between the house and garage, because he kept getting out, and would open the garage door.  Angry Husband agreed that it was time to flip the deadbolt back to the original position.  I removed the key from the garage side of the door, and placed it on the hook in our kitchen.  Well, I just went to work after that.

Angry Husband walked to get Angry Kid from school, and left through the garage.  I think that somehow on his way out, the interior twist-lock got turned and locked the door.  Well, when they came back, the door was locked.  Angry Husband and I rarely use our keys and mostly go through the garage.  Well, luckily, Angry Kid is still somewhat of a ninja, because I received this video, via text, once again.

I wonder if Angry Husband would appreciate me texting him pictures of his failures? Hmmm…. Cause you know, I’ve never passive/aggressive like that.
9 comments
Lee-Ann
Lee-Ann

LMAO That is hilarious!

Mikalisa
Mikalisa

ahahaah! LOVE this story!! Yes, we have a couple of "ninja-like" kids here too. Guess he came in handy 4 u. Yes, we can never be passive-aggressive enough! lol. Maybe u can just send ure hubby a pic of u kiss'in the phone or something. lol.

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

Seriously, my husband is King of the iPhone video...he has the most random stuff on there.

Nikki
Nikki

The video is hilarious!

Amanda
Amanda

That's funny. I totally think you should return the "favor." I'm so glad my husband doesn't open any boxes that comes to the house that aren't for him - especially this time of year. He knows better because it could be something for Christmas, and generally if he's home, the kids are also home. There's no telling who the contents of the box are really for, so he doesn't risk it.

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

I'm not sure why he does it. The box was all flowery and stuff on the outside. He's more nosey than me. But he will probably blame the kid if I ask him.

Bethany
Bethany

Your crazy kid- lol~ I think you should return the favor ;)

Jenn
Jenn

That's funny that he sent you the invoice. My hubby always tells me to spend what I want if it's important to me, but then when I do he usually has that WTF type attitude, followed by "if you really want it get it". I always laugh at him. MEN!!!

Megan
Megan

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! do it! Im sure he would appreciate the returned *affection* And thanks goodness for Angry Ninja Kid!