Top Ten Search Terms

Search ButtonI’ve never done a post about this, but I thought I would share some of these with you.  I have software that captures information, and shows me how people get to my blog.  I’ve seen some of the craziest search terms and references.  I thought I would share ten of them with you.

1.  Sitting Pig

Well I hope that people aren’t looking on my blog to see pictures of me, sitting. But I have a graphic that I used in a post, which features a pig sitting.

2. Dirty Sorority Songs, Gamma Phi Beta

I am not a Gamma Phi Beta, but an awesome A-O-Pi, Alpha Omicron Pi.  I’ve written about sorority life, but never about dirty songs, nor Gamma Phi Beta

3.  Strippers Vanilla Body Wash

Really, I do not know where strippers buy their body wash. I don’t think there’s a store, Stripper Beauty Products dot com. Maybe I should launch that site.  I could sell all kinds of products related to stripping.  But I did write a post about Victoria’s Secret’s body mist, Love Spell.

4.  Pictures of Angry Lepercons

I did not spell this wrong. Yes, I know it is supposed to be spelled leprechaun.  This was how it was spelled in the search. I did write a post for St. Patrick’s Day last year. I featured a friend from high school and an awesome video he made.

5.  Fractured my Ankle Pedicure

I fractured my ankle in January of 2008.  I have written about pedicures. But I did not fracture my ankle while getting a pedicure. I fell in my garage chasing Angry Kid.

6.  How to put feet in gyno stirrups

I don’t think anyone needs a tutorial for this. In case you are wondering though, Angry Kid shows you the proper way to use them.

7.  Ear Infections, Angry Toddlers

Angry Kid had many many many ear infections when he was smaller. Yes, it made him Angry…

8.  Angry Quesadilla

Why yes, I do like cheese and tortillas. I don’t know what an angry quesadilla is, but send me one, please!

9.  David Beckham No Clothes

I wrote a post about David Beckham and his wifey when I first started blogging. They were on the cover of “W” Magazine. Unfortunately, he had clothes on.

10.  Colors for Girl Toddler Bedroom

I have no idea what color to paint your daughter’s bedroom. I have  a boy. We are all things boy here. I prefer purple over pink if you want my opinion though.

*All of these searches came through in the past week.  I’ve seen similar searches for the past few years.  Do you have a blog? Do you get strange searches? What are some of the weirdest and strangest searches that you’ve gotten?

Photo found during a search.

16 comments
Lee-Ann
Lee-Ann

Okay seriously those are hilarious. :)

The Mrs.
The Mrs.

So funny! Have to do this!

Lana
Lana

Those are hilarious! I need to try to figure out how to check mine.

Andi
Andi

I love whenever someone does these types of post and when I look at my own analytics, it's hilarious what people look for and what keywords bring people in!

Bethany
Bethany

I think it's fun to look at these searches. I haven't looked in a while but last time I did, there weren't any really good ones. Do you use statcounter or something else?

Tales from the Sippy Cup
Tales from the Sippy Cup

I have NO idea about this one, but "holy muwa holy muwa" is one of my favs for getting to my blog. Maybe it's a chant for making muwa? not sure. If you get the recipe for Angry Quesadillas, I want it!

Rebekah
Rebekah

My blog is called Mom-in-a-Million. I once wrote a post called "This post uses the word penis". Someone got to my blog using the search term "moms and penises". Ewewewewewewewewewewew!!!!!!!!!

court
court

I love the weird search words and LOVE the picture of AT in the stirrups. Bram is a fan of the stirrups as well. Maybe they will both start a OB/GYN practice together.

Amanda
Amanda

I haven't had any odd searches lately, but I think my recent favorite is "tricare sucks balls," just because it's so true.

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

You need to install Google Analytics.

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

Keywords are always so funny. I always tell my husband, "you will never believe what someone searched today"...

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

I use Sitemeter and Google Analytics.

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

I knew the Angry Quesadilla recipe too, LOL

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

That is like one of the oddest and grossest search terms ever!

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

They would be great doctors together. Can you imagine?

Angry Julie
Angry Julie

Well Tricare does suck balls, I thought everyone knew that..