White and Tasty

I’ve noticed a trend on Twitter, Facebook, and my blogs this week. You know what I’m talking about, hmmmm…that movie…you know, the one. Well, I’m not a fan of anything fantasy or sci-fi. Yes, I will call it fantasy. Well, in actuality, I will call it freaky. I don’t get the appeal. When I was 15, I lusted over movies like Sixteen Candles (hot Jake), Top Gun (yummy Val Kilmer, not the other twerp, you are thinking about). I didn’t lust over pasty white guys in skinny jeans.

White and Pasty

So while everyone is tweeting, chatting, and posting about Mr. White Pasty Man in skinny jeans, I will stick to my standard ole’ White and Tasty Men. What am I watching right now, Fighting with Channing Tatum. Does it have a plot? Not really? I think they are fighting or something, do I care? Not really. He’s hot and that’s all that matters.
White and Tasty
I still love all my followers, reads, and friends who ummm, like that movie…but I know there’s also a large group of people, who don’t get it. I’m a member of the “I don’t get the appeal of vampires, and stuff like that, and not a member of any teams…”
17 comments
I am Lee-Ann...
I am Lee-Ann...

I agree with he is too white and pasty but check out the flip side, Jacob is tanned and YUMMY!

Gillian
Gillian

OMG...funny, funny post! Thanks!

Erin
Erin

As much as I tried to like Twilight, I couldn't get past about page 40 in the first book. I've never seen the movies, and have no desire to.You're not alone!

Monkey Mae
Monkey Mae

I thought I was the only one who isn't going nuts over Twilight! Glad to know I am not alone.

Aracely--Daytrippingmom
Aracely--Daytrippingmom

I just don't get it either. I feel left out but then again when I have time to read a book, I don't want to read a teen novel.I think Edward is yucky! Isn't he like 12 anyway. I was feeling the pressure on FB about New Moon but finally came to my senses. By the way I also hate Harry Potter and basically anything dorky like that!

Elaina M. Avalos
Elaina M. Avalos

I don't get it either. And he is not even remotely sexy. He's icky looking if you ask me. And frankly, I despise skinny jeans on men. Gross.And yes, your second picture is my version of white and hawt too. :)

T.
T.

Yes, he is sexy. The second guy, not the first one. he is all broody and looks like a foot.

Molly
Molly

Ok, you've inspired me! haha. Edward Cullen. Yeah. no. I mean if I had to pick a side I'd pick Taylor Lautners abs, but only if he's old enough for me to legally find attractive. which i'm pretty sure he isn't. I love a different vampire. and hes not in twilight.

Angry Julie Monday
Angry Julie Monday

Thanks Anonymous...seriously spellcheck had it both ways...I went back and forth, etc...UGH!!

Kristin
Kristin

Ok, ok... i DO think that Edward is HOT. i guess im the lone commenter who thinks so but im ok with that. im not a crazy twilight person, havent read the books yet, but i WILL see it because of the Edward character. just not right now when everyones going crazy over it.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You might want to edit your post..."pasty" is spelled without an "e."

pamela
pamela

screw swparkly vampires.. gimme Lestat and Im happy!

Scary Mommy
Scary Mommy

You KNOW I agree. I just don't get it AT ALL. So glad I'm in good company.

Eli's Lids
Eli's Lids

Ha!! I don't get the appeal either. I think maybe women are getting the romance they need from their hubbys. Most of my friends are obsessed...

Shuggilippo
Shuggilippo

I was over the vampire obsession when the WB canceled Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oh David Boreanaz...