Will these make me look fat?

We are having a fund raising event (formal event) for the Junior League soon. One of my friends from the JL sent me a link to these jeans. This was her comment in the e-mail.

“Should I get these for the Spring Fundraiser? I figure I could wear them with a sequins top? -Sara”

I’m not sure what I would wear with them, though. I imagine one of those bikini-clad girls at the car shows wearing them now. Oh car show people, you totally know what I’m talking about.

I think my muffin top would spill out the top, or well, perhaps the sides. I should have waited to post this tomorrow for Wordless Wednesday.

What would you wear with these jeans?

Link to Jeans!

18 comments
Anonymous
Anonymous

Would it really matter what else you were wearing? Although I think the shiny silver lame halter/hankerchief thingy would go really well.Joanne

Jackie
Jackie

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Really?!?!?! They sell these for real?!?!? I am SO getting some after I have the baby. I think I'll wear them home from the hospital...

Coco
Coco

I just spit my diet coke out! What the f#*&!

Ann
Ann

I just can't get over these, um, jeans? How...? Why...? How...?And is that zipper really necessary? ;->

i'm kelly
i'm kelly

those are HOT! when you are wearing something as fancy as those, i always tend to stick with something simple... i'd probably opt for a simple sequin studded bra. do you think they make them in maternity sizes, because they would really look good with my eight month belly i'm sporting!

the BLAH BLAH BLAHger
the BLAH BLAH BLAHger

I saw this the other day and yep, it still makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

Living with Lindsay
Living with Lindsay

Clearly, you would wear them with a denim triangle top and hooker heels. Duh.

Suz Broughton
Suz Broughton

What would I wear with them? Shame. Humiliation.

morewineplease
morewineplease

Oh NO NO NO!! Those are just wrong!! My stretch marks would look fabulous with the bling - puke!

M Yeager
M Yeager

seriously I can't believe people wear those. even if I WAS young and thin!

Lee-Ann
Lee-Ann

My eyes...my eyes...!

milk and cookeez
milk and cookeez

If I ever EVER wore those, which I wouldn't, even if I could, I would wear nothing on top. Those beauties are perfect for my topless career, which I plan on starting 2 lives from now.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey
Amy Amy Bo Bamey

Julie when we do meet up I will wear these along with my 6" clear Lucite stripper heels and my triangle bikini top just so you know it's me! I am sure they don't make me look fat but will make my butt look big :)I will be the next Shauna Sand!

Chic Runner
Chic Runner

I would rather die than be caught in those.

Stacey
Stacey

You need a warning. My eyes hurt from looking at that! But yes, the car show people...we know who they are ;)

Rochelle
Rochelle

I wish you had asked before you used that picture of me. And you already know I was wearing my silver, see through shimmer top because it doesn't go with anything but denim...Jeez!