Will these make me look fat?

We are having a fund raising event (formal event) for the Junior League soon. One of my friends from the JL sent me a link to these jeans. This was her comment in the e-mail.

“Should I get these for the Spring Fundraiser? I figure I could wear them with a sequins top? -Sara”

I’m not sure what I would wear with them, though. I imagine one of those bikini-clad girls at the car shows wearing them now. Oh car show people, you totally know what I’m talking about.

I think my muffin top would spill out the top, or well, perhaps the sides. I should have waited to post this tomorrow for Wordless Wednesday.

What would you wear with these jeans?

Link to Jeans!

18 Responses to Will these make me look fat?
  1. Rochelle
    March 31, 2009 | 8:13 pm

    I wish you had asked before you used that picture of me. And you already know I was wearing my silver, see through shimmer top because it doesn’t go with anything but denim…Jeez!

  2. Stacey
    March 31, 2009 | 8:23 pm

    You need a warning. My eyes hurt from looking at that! But yes, the car show people…we know who they are ;)

  3. Chic Runner
    March 31, 2009 | 9:49 pm

    I would rather die than be caught in those.

  4. Amy Amy Bo Bamey
    March 31, 2009 | 10:04 pm

    Julie when we do meet up I will wear these along with my 6″ clear Lucite stripper heels and my triangle bikini top just so you know it’s me!

    I am sure they don’t make me look fat but will make my butt look big :)

    I will be the next Shauna Sand!

  5. WPMomOf2 (jen)
    March 31, 2009 | 10:20 pm

    um, never!

  6. milk and cookeez
    March 31, 2009 | 10:31 pm

    If I ever EVER wore those, which I wouldn’t, even if I could, I would wear nothing on top. Those beauties are perfect for my topless career, which I plan on starting 2 lives from now.

  7. Lee-Ann
    April 1, 2009 | 1:53 am

    My eyes…my eyes…!

  8. M Yeager
    April 1, 2009 | 2:09 am

    seriously I can’t believe people wear those. even if I WAS young and thin!

  9. morewineplease
    April 1, 2009 | 2:11 am

    Oh NO NO NO!! Those are just wrong!! My stretch marks would look fabulous with the bling – puke!

  10. Suz Broughton
    April 1, 2009 | 5:25 am

    What would I wear with them? Shame. Humiliation.

  11. Living with Lindsay
    April 1, 2009 | 1:17 pm

    Clearly, you would wear them with a denim triangle top and hooker heels. Duh.

  12. the BLAH BLAH BLAHger
    April 1, 2009 | 4:21 pm

    I saw this the other day and yep, it still makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

  13. i'm kelly
    April 1, 2009 | 4:43 pm

    those are HOT! when you are wearing something as fancy as those, i always tend to stick with something simple… i’d probably opt for a simple sequin studded bra. do you think they make them in maternity sizes, because they would really look good with my eight month belly i’m sporting!

  14. Ann
    April 1, 2009 | 5:14 pm

    I just can't get over these, um, jeans? How…? Why…? How…?

    And is that zipper really necessary? ;->

  15. Coco
    April 1, 2009 | 5:18 pm

    I just spit my diet coke out! What the f#*&!

  16. Jackie
    April 1, 2009 | 9:14 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Really?!?!?! They sell these for real?!?!? I am SO getting some after I have the baby. I think I’ll wear them home from the hospital…

  17. starnes family
    April 3, 2009 | 12:48 am

    This is fantastic. I need a pair.

  18. Anonymous
    April 3, 2009 | 8:05 pm

    Would it really matter what else you were wearing? Although I think the shiny silver lame halter/hankerchief thingy would go really well.

    Joanne

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