Preschool Language

Angry Toddler goes to preschool five days a week. He loves it, we love it. It’s a perfect match. But over the past month, the things that come out of his mouth are just plain awful.

This is how our night usually goes.

AT: Smell my butt.
Us: No
AT: Smell my feet.
Us: No
AT: Ewwww, smell my poopy butt.
Us: Umm, we don’t talk like that. You do not use those words.
AT: Smell my eyeball.

He has become quite obnoxious. It’s almost like we are living with a 7 or 8 year old boy in this 3.5 year old’s body. One of his teachers even warned me. She said that the boys in the class have been awful with language lately.

I think one or some of these kids have older brothers or sisters. This was such a sweet group of kids during the summer. They have now turned into stinky, talking about their butt boys.

Oh, and can’t leave this one out. The key word for last week was “pussy”, yes “pussy”. The teacher advised me that Angry Toddler wasn’t one of the kids saying it though. That’s all we need.

12 comments
Ann
Ann

WHAT?!?Oh man, I know I shouldn't be laughing, because that would be wrong. Yeah, wrong.Thanks for stopping by my blog world the other day.Hey! Why haven't you come over for the Virtual Girls Night Out? You should come over. :->~AnnAnn Again...and againhttp://annagain66.blogspot.com/

M Yeager
M Yeager

hahha how funny! Smell my eyeball! Was it followed by insane laughing?

The Mrs.
The Mrs.

OMG. Tell me this won't happen to me! That is too crazy! And a little but funny....

Coco
Coco

Isn't 3.5 little boy language amazing? Bram yelled out "pee pee butthead" at a birthday party yesterday. It was great.

Nomers
Nomers

Kids at this age are such sponges. It's sometimes so hard to not laugh when some of that language spews out of their mouth!

morewineplease
morewineplease

OH LORD!! I thought I had it bad... the pussy takes the cake!!! LOL

Allyson and Dave
Allyson and Dave

I bet some of the kids at school picked up the language on TV. It always amazes me how kids pick up on those things.

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Lulu the Midwife
Lulu the Midwife

Have a 6 yr old and we call it "potty" mouth. Except it can get worse.. SOB recently was used, in context. Which I am blaming on his father who pleads he is innocent. Good Luck.

Stella
Stella

Oh wow!!! I swear to you if he says that around me I will check that kid! I love him but my kid is already almost there.

Jennifer
Jennifer

Oh wow, this will make for interesting Christmas dinner conversation, lol.