The Kid Sleeps Like a Teenager

It is a constant struggle with Angry Toddler and his sleep habits. Ever since we lost the crib, moment of silence for “THE CRIB”. His sleep habits have been Crap!

He refuses to go to sleep in his bed. We’ve tried all the methods, even Super Nannying him. Nope, didn’t work. Basically AT falls asleep on the couch in our living room. He usually falls asleep watching TV. This is how it is for naps and bedtime. His naps range anywhere from 1pm-4pm. His bedtime ranges anywhere from 8pm-10pm. Yes, that’s right 10pm.

He actually went to bed around 9pm last night. Today, he goes to preschool. I walk into his room. His is asleep on his stomach with his blanket covering his head. I say, “Angry Toddler (I used his real name), Get up, It’s time for school.” The kid actually grunts and rolls to his side. He now covers his entire body with the blanket and curls into the fetal position.

So I roll him over. He growls at me. Then I take off his pajamas. He then gets onto his stomach, pushes up his knees, and sticks his butt in the air, and says “Night Night”.

Then I have to flip him onto his back, change his diaper. I then continue to put on his jeans, shirt, socks, and shoes, all while Mr. Lazy is laying there. Then I leave the room. He comes walking down the hall, scratching his head, dragging the blanket. He’s got those red sleep scars all over his neck and face. The kid sleeps in the strangest positions.

We jump in my car, and head to preschool.

The owner of the preschool just laughs when she sees him. She said, oh rough morning. I said my 12 year old, oops I mean 2 year old didn’t want to get up. He gives her the “Angry White Man” look, which is typical in my household, and then says, “What”? She proceeds to then take him into the school and get him some breakfast. Why does the preschool teacher have to feed him? Because the kid is stubborn and never wants to eat breakfast right away. He’s just like me and has almost all of my bad habits.

Then I jump into my mommy mobile car and head home. I race into the garage, take off my jeans and throw on my pajamas again. I then jump into my bed, and watch all my DVR’ed shows. Yes, it’s a hard life for me, don’t be jealous.

I couldn’t wait to get home and watch my new favorite show, Private Practice. I love that show, but alas that’s another post to come later!

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DIXIECHICK
DIXIECHICK

Oooohhh..we are the same way. My four year old is a grumpy mcfrumpy in the morning too...Once up, within 15 minutes are so, he starts to come around, but he refuses breakfast as well..so, preschool has to feed him, too.Yes, I am jealous..of your pajama time...What I wouldn't give for a day like that..lol..lucky you. I love Private Practice too...so, far I am hooked.Have a great day!Dixie